Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.

Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: www.myspace.com www.facebook.com Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And…go! NG: Uh, I just think that it’s very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What’s wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department’s programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that’s cool, but it ain’t time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it’s my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship

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25 Responses to Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.

  1. Meatbagz

    @taylor123rb that’s SO logical and you have enormous proof to back yourself up.

  2. taylor123rb

    obama and bin laden are brothers

  3. chikawuzheer

    @MaMaX5 its “Auto tune the News”

  4. AK74inCali

    Just wasn’t my fav. I appreciate the talent it took, tho! :0)

  5. eggroles

    @MaMaX5 auto tune the news, idiot

  6. damatt11dog

    TheTrebek then don’t watch but please don’t speak your mind

  7. Usernamecooldude

    This is why current music sucks on the radio autotune

  8. thatsredhot

    schmoyoho you need to hook up with Flight Of The Concords

  9. TheTrebek

    AutoTune needs to just not be allowed anymore anywhere. If you need a pitch correcting plugin to sell yourself, well you suck.

  10. OverRuledAgain

    Great work!

  11. Kewoy70

    schmoyoho do you play basketball? you need to see this – 50 inch vertical (dot) com. it s highly recommended! I m 5 6 and started dunking just after 5 weeks of the training!

  12. ic3gir1

    the cake is a lie

  13. iRainingSnowdropx

    this makes the news interesting lol.

  14. MegaMagic000

    [[o

  15. ashwilliamscp

    Why can’t we buy this one yet?

  16. gigygiselle

    ahahahah spongebob boxers

  17. Lawdrun

    Fail greenscreen and head size…FUCK YOURSELF

  18. guilmon182

    Three words: VI-A-GRAAAA!!!

  19. Schilcote

    @videocritic2463

    That’s how they got GLaDOS’s voice. They ran Ellen McLain (Who is also the Announcer AND the Overwatch) speaking the lines through an autotune program.

  20. supertom85

    that girl is damn good at singing.

  21. aznworld1

    1:15 is so great she singing

  22. KaraokeVenezuela

    no entendi nadita, pero ta bueno!

  23. jojo421266

    Thumbs up for Michael!

  24. Ijede84

    wowo schmoyoho that is tip-top if you want to learn how to dunk you need to start following this today – “50inch vertical (dot) com”

    let me know if you’re interested schmoyoho

  25. videocritic2463

    they all sound like GLaDoS from portal

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