Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
Tags: Spine, Severing, Floors
How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping, Severing Your Spine
Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
Tags: Spine, Severing, Floors
@TheMrNamefag
No, I don’t fuck idiots, and I doubt people like me do either.
@formless777
People like you are fucking idiots.
@sacs1800 We all are. Save me a seat. lol
@JewelEspeon No go hitch hikers guide and miss the ground.
@Zen53GT nice one XD
If you do jump try to avoid missing the floor by several feet and falling backwards into the counter.
lol, “This is all that I have! Get away!” XD
which one of these eight children who needs a heart transplant is atcually gonna get one. hahahahaaaaaa xD
Alway try and injure your 6th thurasic vertibrae much more beneficial for you
Where has the Theonion been all my life?!??
why do u keep explaining that this is REAL? those who dont get it, dont deserve explanation, let them enjoy their ignorance
@SubtleDemise gotta have something to do while you wait out that radiation!!
Oh, I just realized why that dude is in a wheelchair. LOL
after commercial break we’re gonna find out which one of these eight children who needs a heart transplant will actually gonna get one – rofl
@DOYLERULES69X Bomb shelter sex dungeons, of course.
rofl i LOVE the list of text in the middle of the video
TROLL FIGHT EVERYONE
uh, ya think???
its comedy
@callhelpwnage idiot
Jesus Christ, the people that think this is real are so stupid. I can’t wait for when the Onion comes to T.V and all the stupid assholes that think that it’s a real news show, retreat to their bomb shelters, never to be heard from again.
its real.
these are real issues that need to be addressed.
educaton is the key here people.
No, my dog would kill me.
I am angry and I DEFINITELY am in love with you. I was hoping you couldn’t see through my facade but since you have I guess I’m busted. But you can’t stop responding either, so does this mean you love me, too? PLEASE SAY IT’S TRUE.
When people tell me to go fuck myself, I generally don’t bother doing them the courtesy of addressing them properly.
Since you’re apparently so in love with me that you can’t just stop responding like a normal person who isn’t angry, I’ll let you know that the answer is obviously that doing something badly isn’t the same thing as not doing it at all.